Post by zander valentine; on Jun 17, 2008 0:15:26 GMT -5
zander kyle valentine.
`the amount of pills I'm taking
sixteen candles wasted on a pink my little pony cake that read happy birthday WHEATY. how sweet. the chick has been playing this video game for 3-4 years but just recently found a cheat code to beating the game from university of edinburgh
`counteracts the booze I'm drinking[/color]
full name here:
zander kyle valentine
nickname:
z, zandy, z-man, mr valentine
age:
20
grade:
junior
major:
vocal and instrumental
birth date:
August 24
`and this vanity I'm breaking[/color]
hair:
black, lengthy
eyes:
a pretty blue gray
body type:
average / 5'11 1/2 / 147 pounds.
distinguishing features:
Has pretty eyes that stand out and a nice smile. As well as his tattoos.
`lets me live my life like this[/color]
orientation:
straight
likes:
[+] girls
[+] music
[+] his guitar
[+] tattoos
[+] concerts
[+] being stupid
[+] alcohol
[+] cigarettes
dislikes:
[-] addictions
[-] failing at things
[-] giving up
[-] being sad
[-] people who screw him over
fears:
[-] being in jail
[-] dropping the soap D;
[-] not going anywhere in life
[-] breaking his guitar
[-] becoming poor
[-] becoming deaf
[-] losing friends
[-] losing music
habits:
[-] sleeping around
[-] drinking too much
[-] smokes when nervous
[-] messes with his hair when nervous
[-] bites lip when thinking
strengths:
[+] guitar
[+] singing
[+] personality
[+] dedicated
weaknesses:
[-] alcohol
[-] cigarettes
[-] girls. his past relationships = not good.
[-] his stupidity
secrets:
[-] hates himself
[-] wants a real relationship
[-] afraid of being alone
overall personality:
GREETINGS TO HELL WITH THE SOUNDS OF OUR VOICES }
Zanders life revolves around music. He seriously does not know what he would do without it. He plays the guitar and has played it for years. He started reading music at a young age too and using his voice for singing. He wants more than anything to be a apart of the thing that played the most in his life more than anything. By becoming a famous singer and guitarist would be his lifes dream come true.
LOVES THE FUNERAL OF HEARTS }
Zander hasnt had any luck at all in the relationship part of life. Hes had a lot of girlfriends yes. But all of them were basically whores. There were only a couple that didnt fit that role. He was dated and played like a violin by half of them. Zander dwelled on this a lot after he caught them cheating or they broke up with him. But he just went to the bar or a party, drank it off, and forget about it the next day. He hopes to find a good relationship one day even though it might be a long shot.
EAT ME DRINK ME }
Zander has a terrible alcohol addiction. He drinks when hes happy, sad, or angry. Which is all the time. Hes gotten himself in a few bar fights but luckily nothing too serious. Hes really stupid when hes drunk and some people actually love him for it. He would do almost anything if you get him drunk enough. Hes made out with a perfect guy stranger before drunk. If you are looking for a fun time then find him when hes drinking.
FRIENDS FOREVER }
Zanders friends play the other half of his life. He needs them more then anything. You can say hes a bit of an attention whore at times.But its only to make people laugh cause he lives to entertain. He hangs out with his buddies a lot wether they drink with him or just hang out and talk. If you are Zanders friend then you can trust him with anything. Have a problem? Tell him. Hes more than willing to help.
happiest memory:
Growing up with his parents being amazing and his brother as his best friend. Back when things werent complicated.
worst memory:
Everything in High School pretty much.
lifetime goals:
To become a famouse musician
To be in a long term relationship
Get himself out of the mess hes in
Grow up sooner or later
`well i find it hard to stay[/color]
parents:
richard valentine
lucinda valentine [deceased]
siblings:
joshua valentine [25] } homosexual
pets:
he is his own animal ;]
overall history:
AND THE DEVILS SPAWN WAS BORN }
Zander was born the second child of his parents. His older brother Joshua was the first child and they got along pretty well. After a while his brother came out of the closet. Telling everyone he was gay. This really didnt affect Zander at all. In fact he had his brother teach him how to put on eyeliner and eyeshadow. Growing up they were absolutely inseperable and kind of still are even though they live in different parts of the world. Zander made sure no one picked on their brother in his town. They made a pact to be there for each other no matter what when he was 5.
WE NEED TO BE MEDICATED }
While growing up his parents noticed him being a little rowdy and out of control. They took him to the doctors and he was perscribes with ADHD. His parents were given the medicine and they forced him to take it. But after a while Zander started outsmarting them and stopped taking it. He would put it in his mouth pretend he swallowed it then spit it out in the bathroom. Why? Cause he was a little rebel kid of course. And because he didnt want to change.
SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL }
In High School Zander became more of a part animal then ever. After finding out about his mother catching cancer he started hitting the parties and the bar. He also mixed with the wrong crowd. Because they thought he was easy to be used with how stupid he got when he was drunk. They did some stupid shit but once Zander realized what was going on he backed out of that crowd. He still partied a lot and hardly got his way through high school but it was a mixture of terrible and pretty amazing.
LIFES A ROLLER COASTER }
From the end of High School to College had been a huge roller coaster. His mother died of the cancer she had and he had to go to her funeral. But after that he got a plane ticket and went out to Scotland. Trying to get away from his past. Start over. And go to College. He enrolled at University of Edinburgh taking life as it comes.
`with the words you say[/color]
Custom Title:
sex, drugs, and rock & roll
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Watching her roll her eyes he listened to what she said about him getting sick. Going over it in his head he let her win and he sat down next to her keeping away from her apparently diseaseinfested stomach. Cause that would suck if he had to stay away from her. The couch would be his best friend. And he really didnt want to sleep on the couch. Its not very comfortable. "Alright alright you win." He spoke scrunching his nose up slightly at her.[/color][/blockquote]
Listening to what she said about people touching her stomach he couldnt help but laugh. "Like I said before.. I feel bad for them... Cause you are like the incredible she-hulk when you are angry. Especially when your hormonal." He spoke with a nod. It was true. She knew it. He knew it. And the entire world will know it sooner or later. "And I will make sure to videotape that shit. Hell I might keep it for our kids. So they know what happens when people disobey mommy. They certainly wouldnt put a toe out of line." He spoke with a laugh before kissing her shoulder lightly.
Zander felt a bit clingy at the moment. But hey he had a good enough reason to be. Seeing as he is always running around town doing things and whenever he was home she was either a) in a bad mood b) sleeping or c) busy doing something. So they couldnt exactly be lovey dovey too often. Drinking some more of his frozen coffee and listened to her ask if he wanted any. "Alright sure." He spoke leaning forward and taking a bite of the cake that was in her hand. "What are you planning to do today?" He asked her after he swallowed his food.
Listening to her apologize for apparently being boring or something he shook his head. "No no no. Your not boring. Your just tired and I like to let you sleep." He spoke nodding. "Besides if anyones boring its me seeing as im hardly ever home with all the crap I do." He spoke nodding a bit before drinking some of his frozen coffee. He didnt enjoy being out all the time but he had school things to catch up on and do. Not to mention he had to work double to pay the bills and buy food and what not. And he did a lot of shopping whenever she wasnt up to going out and ask him to do it.
When she spoke of not looking forward to birthing them he nodded at her. "Yeah I know honey. But I hear that whenever they come out and you get to see their beautiful faces crying or sleeping or whatever it is they will be doing." He spoke with a nod. "I bet it does fucking hurt. And its one of the reasons im glad I was blessed with a dick. Although it hurts like a bitch and a half when people kick me in my nuts or anything harmful to my nuts at all." He spoke with a nod. "I need my baby making balls." He spoke with a laugh and a big cheesy smile.
Listening to the question he was asked at first he didnt really know what to say because it was kind of off guard. "Uhmm.." He spoke and had to think about it seeing as he never really thought about it before. "I really dont know. I mean I want some but I dont want to end up like the father on cheaper by the dozen. That would drive me insane." He spoke with a nod. 12 children? How the hell would he manage that. His balls would be making wierd noises like a video game 'LOW FUEL!'. "How many do you want?" He asked her cocking his head to the side slightly.
"Weirder names? Thanks babe." He spoke and laughed to show he was kidding. He knew for a fact that his name was a bit weird but he liked it. "Alexandre and Alexandra? No cause then I would be confused." He spoke with a laugh. Besides he kind of figured twins would hate to have a name just one letter apart from each other. "I dont know Ce. I think we shouldnt be terribly mean to the twins. After all its bad enough they have to deal with us and squeaky bedsprings untill they are eighteen." He spoke and laughed a little bit. He already felt bad for his poor children. He could imagine if he got famous they would be the next Gene Simmons Family Jewels type shit.
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this was made by dbzfan971 of white pages. this is her first application do not steal or take off this credit. the lyrics is from "honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us" by my chemical romance.
